Corporate Cop Killer

Alleged California Cop-Killer Captured in New Hampshire:

So this guy from Washington State (go figure) kills a cop in California who was only putting gas in his police cruiser. Today he was captured in New Hampshire. He confessed to a reporter that he killed the cop. According to the article he also claimed responsibility on a San Francisco news site. I went to the site. It’s a radical liberal propaganda site. One of his posts read…

“I killed a police officer in Red Bluff, California, in a motion to bring attention to, and halt, the police-state tactics that have come to be used throughout our country.”

He also said the killing was in protest of corporate irresponsibility. He also claimed that he is immune from prosecution because he formed a corporation called “Proud and Insolent Youth”. He also said on one of his posts…

“The very concept behind corporations is to protect their owners from taking responsibility for their actions,” he said elsewhere. “This means that directors within corporations can dump waste chemicals in our drinking water, or keep our work environments in fatally dangerous conditions, without any personal liability.”

Ok I’m done reporting. Now it’s time for editorializing. So some radical liberal jackass from the state that contains Seattle decides he’s going to take an innocent unsuspecting life to protest corporate irresponsibility. He killed a cop who left behind a pregnant wife. I realize cops aren’t usually the most tolerant levelheaded people on the planet but this guy was just fueling his car when he was shot. Then this wacko decides to make himself a corporation in order to avoid prosecution. Well your theory is flawed jerkass. If the head of a corporation killed a cop they’d throw his ass in jail too. I just wish he tried pulling a gun on the cops in New Hampshire so they would have shot his ass dead. What’s wrong with these people that are protesting global capitalization? When was the last time someone got a paycheck from a poor person? These people just want to sit around and have free money handed to them. Or have the wealth equally distributed to everyone. Sorry, it doesn’t work that way. Look how well it worked for the USSR. Every person in this country has the opportunity to make something of themselves. Go out and get a job you rat bastards.

More Athletic Sodomy

I found this article thanks to BadJocks.com.

Two expelled over hazing:

In this instance two Georgia high school wrestlers who were seniors attempted to sodomize a freshman wrestler with a jump rope handle. The seniors were expelled and face criminal charges. One of the fathers of the seniors said that his son was being made a scapegoat and that it’s the schools fault for not properly supervising these kids. Yes, some responsibility should fall on the school but did you ever think of telling your son that it’s not ok to rape other athletes with a jump rope handle? A father was also being quoted as saying that hazing has been a long standing tradition at this school. I’m sorry but where I come from forced sodomy is not a tradition. No wonder these kids are so fucked up in the head. It’s because their parents do nothing to discourage this kind of behavior.

Illegal Penetration of the Endzone

Methodist college charges seven in hazing incident:

Again I ask what is wrong with athletes? In Fayetteville, NC a college football player was charged with sodomizing one of his teammates with a pen. You have to really get in there to sodomize someone with a pen. Cavity searches are probably less personal. The player has not been suspended but may be expelled. WTF??? The player should have been expelled immediately. If it was a sexual assault on a female student he would have been expelled on the spot. Then again he is a football player so he probably would have only been suspended for a practice.

What gets me is school athletes are usually the most homophobic people in the world. Yet they have no problem with dragging their testicles across a teammate’s face or inserting something in his ass. Any form of hazing, especially this form, should be grounds for expulsion on any campus.