So let it be written. So let it be done.

Invasive frogs in San Francisco pond evade eradication efforts:

So San Francisco is being overrun with mutant African frogs that eat birds and probably small children. Just further proof that God hates San Francisco. Can the rivers of blood be far behind? My favorite quote is this…

Biologists theorize that their residence in Golden Gate Park’s Lily Pond and in areas of Southern California may be due to researchers depositing the frogs in the ponds to save them from destruction.

Yeah, researchers. I’m sure there weren’t any animal liberators involved. Did we learn nothing from 28 Days Later? All I have to say is protect your first born sons.