Sheboygan Juggaloes represent

Published on March 13, 2008 by Trench Reynolds in MySpace and Vandals. 23 Comments Tags: dumbass, ICP, juggalo, MySpace, red-forman, sheboygan, vandalism.

MySpace Leads To Graffiti Arrests:
Police in Sheboygan, Wisconsin have arrested a group of Juggaloes on vandalism charges. Since you’re reading this here you can guess what happens next.

Police were able to track down the vandals because they posed next to their graffiti and posted the pictures on MySpace.

I always suspected that Juggaloes weren’t that smart. I mean they do listen to Insane Clown Posse after all.

Anyway due to their obvious criminal and fashion genius said kids in make up are awarded…

The Red Forman Dumbass Award

(insert picture of award here)

Red’s foot would juggle all your asses

bootyj

ICP was on Howard Stern, eh like maybe a year, two years ago, shortly after I guess a bunch of dumbasses in like Montana or Wyoming were caught vandilizing, anyways the ICP guys were making fun of all there teenage fans, how it is great that they exploit all this money from them, and how the more dumb ass kids do stuff in thier name how they just keep getting richer (that was the same show where they pissed off Sharon Osborne), anywho, It just amazes me that kids can like a band who obviously doesnt give a shit about thier fans. But their music sucks anyways (also, I think it something to do with small towns in the North, where I am from in Iowa, where I dont live any more, had a huge juggalo problem that i believe the police did or was considering starting a task force for)
http://trenchreynolds.me Trench

They are always in small towns because if they were in the big cities they would get the tar beaten out of them by big time thugs.
http://www.steamingblog.com Rob

I've always been fascinated by the Juggaloes and how ICP seems to have only idiots as fans. Idiots and psychos. I remember a couple of years back one of ICP's devotees killed a couple of people and was gunned down by police.

Anyone else remember that? It was pretty big news. For some reason I have it in my head that it was a hate crime, and he murdered a homosexual. Trench, did you do a story on that? I followed the juggalo link, but didn't see anything about it.
http://www.steamingblog.com Rob

Here's an interesting Juggalo website. Makes for some entertaining reading:
http://www.juggalofaith.com
http://trenchreynolds.me Trench

Rob. I remember what crime you're talking about. The guy killed a cop too if I'm not mistaken. I didn't do a story on it but Steve Huff did. You may want to check his archives at http://www.truecrimeweblog.com/
http://www.red-alerts.com Rob Taylor

I was checking out some Juggalo sites and they're like a full on clown cult. The worse part is most of the juggalos I see on the web look to be in their 20s.

I gave up on the Religion degree too soon, I could have wrote a book.
pixie williams

i don't agree with the cops at all on this there are nothing wrong with Juggaloes just cause they are diffrent (raceist sons of a bitch)
bootyj

So it is OK to vandalize public property? Hell, how can you say it is racists when those dorky juggalos are mostly middle class white kids, god that has got to be the most retarded post I have read on this blog yet.
http://www.steamingblog.com Rob

Well, since Juggalos are essentially groupies, that must mean that "groupie" is a race now.
http://www.red-alerts.com Rob Taylor

Are Juggalos one of those Hot Topic driven subcultures? It seems like all the Juggalos to I've been seeing on the net look like Mallrat punkers.
matt

yall are dumb just cuz u dont like icp and all us juggalos dont mean u got to hate on us yall are just jelouse cuz u dont have a fam like the juggalo fam
http://deleted matt

also not every juggalo is the same we all do diffrent shit so ya cant say we are all the same
http://www.red-alert.com Rob Taylor

What does "jelouse" mean? Is that French for not being an excitable web nerd who thinks misspelling words gives him street cred?

If you mean jealous then don't kid yourself. I think I'm speaking for every non-juggalo when I say that while we don't have juggalo style "fam" we have two things you don't. Steady income and an self-respect.
http://deleted matt

man fuck u! i think its fucked up how ppl can go online diss a band the dont listen to its fucking stupid plus u need to shut up your just sad cuz your probly a 40 year old fag who dont get any anymore
http://trenchreynolds.me Trench

I'll remember that the next time you're giving me my fries.
http://www.red-alert.com Rob Taylor

Actually I'm 36. And straight. And married. I'm betting you're also in your 30s, straight and of course unmarried.

Am I right?

Oh, and you smoke at least two dime bags a week (more when you have the money) and have a few low level beefs? Maybe vandalism?

And you were picked on in high school, still live with your parents and never got a college degree.

I can read you, and any moron who thinks the rythmically challanged caterwalling of ICP is entertaining.
http://deleted matt

actually im 18 i dont smoke weed i just graduated going to college never been convicted of any crimes and icp isnt the only thing i listen to im also a metal head dont assume anything cuz your just making an ass of your self
http://www.red-alert.com Rob Taylor

If you were a "metalhead" you'd know it was one word. If you're going to college won't you need to work on your writing?
http://deleted matt

fuck u ya ass its not funny to make fun of a half retarded person u sick fuck
bootyj

what i dont get it how you guys can like a band that obviously doesnt give a shit about thier fans, who openly and publically make fun of you guys.
I have liked bands in the past that once I found out they were shitty to thier fans, venue owners or other bands they tour with, I threw thier cd's and merch in the trash and said fuck that.
Eh, but I guess if that is OK with you, then more power to you.
Rick

Fuck you haters
I have seen all the howard stern shows with icp on it
They have not once dissed their fans
Fuck you
Get the fuck over it
You' re just hating because they have people listening to their music and they get cash for their success
FUCK OFF HATERS
MMFWCL
stopurcrying

This one is comedy! what the hell? Is this some mid-west oakie shit? I always wondered who the hell listens to that crap, i.c.p.!
stopurcrying

bootyj, you dont get alot! People are dumb and so are you!