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On ghosts and hordes

Published on February 10, 2006 by Trench Reynolds in The Watchlist. 4 Comments Tags: , , , .

It’s been a while since I pissed on the mutants’ cornflakes and there’s nothing that caught my eye in the news today so I thought I’d give everyone another little taste of what is going on in the minds of mutants.

Every once in a while I get a tip from someone who peruses message boards and websites that pay homage to the Columbine killers, scumbags Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold. Today I got two good tips.

The first one is from someone who claims that they might have had a “spiritual” encounter with Dylan Klebold…

Last night at around 2 AM i was sitting on my arse at my computer brushing upon my facts of the 2 lovely boys. When i was thinking, what if dylan and eric’s spirits were still around? And i just starting thinking to myself how awesome that would be if Dylan were a ghost..and my friend. Yes call me weird. haha but anywho…the really weird part is…is a few minutes after i was thinking these things…my teevee turns off on its own. And when i get up to turn it back on….i go back and sit at my computer…and it turns off again. Then i unplugged it and it never turned back on. But i started talking as if Dylan was in my room.

i dont know…i can tell you one thing though, i slept like a baby last night with the fact that MAYBE he was there :]

Lovely boys? I’d hate to see what their definition of atrocious is. You know, maybe if you didn’t romanticize about mass murderers you could get a real friend instead of your imaginary killer ghost friend.

The second one comes from a thread started by someone who can’t seem to quit me. My name was brought up in vain, as usual, and when one of the newer mutants asked who I was this the reply that was posted…

Hates Eric and Dylan. Refuses to believe they were bullied even though hordes of facts has been presented to him stating they were. Thinks they were “cowardly psychopaths” Basically he’s a narrow-minded arrogant asshole who refuses to admit he’s wrong.

Hordes of facts? The only fact I saw was that some kid teased one of them in gym class. Like I keep asking if they were bullied give me the names of their bullies and not just the ever-generic “jocks”. I’ve presented facts that state they were bullies rather than the bullied and the mutants can’t admit they’re wrong yet I’m the narrow-minded arrogant asshole. And don’t forget they weren’t just “cowardly psychopaths” they’re also lowlife scumbags that are rotting in hell. But hey, it’s a free country. If you want to spend the rest of your days with your bitterness and hate then by all means go ahead. The rest of us will be over here living well-adjusted lives.

Birthday in Hell III

Published on October 15, 2005 by Trench Reynolds in The Watchlist. 3 Comments Tags: , , .

It seems I’ve riled the mutants once again. Apparently they’re none too happy with the birthday wishes I had for their cowardly hero Dylan Klebold. One of my sources found this posted on one of the mutant message boards…

http://trenchreynolds.me/category/the-watchlist/

Look at the one at the top.

Some people have no tolerance or compassion.

You mean like the tolerance and compassion that two teenage mass murderers had for their 13 victims?

Hello Kettle, the Pot is holding on line 2.

A challenge answered…sort of

Published on October 5, 2005 by Trench Reynolds in The Watchlist. 9 Comments Tags: .

Yesterday I posted a challenge to the mutants to stop operating in secrecy. Well someone responded to my challenge but as usual it was behind a locked message board. Luckily one of my readers tipped me off to it. Our favorite mutant WMD had this to say…

Over in the trenches of the Trenchcoat Chronicles, there is a thread named http://trenchreynolds.me/2005/10/04/why-so-secret/ Don’t bother answering. Trench allows people like jim to cast insults to his heart’s content while banishing others, myself included, for expressing opinions counter to his own. If he wants to read and post here, let him register like everyone else.

Then the moderator by the not so original “goth” name of Ms Bathory had this to say…

If I found Trench on here I would instantly get rid *spits*

So much for open discussion. You know I have no problem with goths but if you’re going to pick a screen name pick one that 50,000 others aren’t using.

Then another moderator by the name of Jennifer had this to say…

OMG

A GIRL TODAY HAD ON AN AWESOME BLACK TRENCHCOAT!

Um…yeah.

You know what? Now that I think about it, stay in secrecy. At least that way you won’t infect anyone else with your inanity.

Why so secret?

Published on October 4, 2005 by Trench Reynolds in The Watchlist. 15 Comments Tags: .

Wanted to bid a hearty welcome to all the mutants coming over from one of the mutant message boards. And just like your heroes you’re being cowards by hiding behind a locked message board. Which makes me realize most message boards, blogs, and journals that are run by mutants are usually locked to the outside world. Why all the secrecy? Are you ashamed of whatever you’re posting? Afraid of dissenting opinion? I mean all my posts are open. I’m not afraid of dissenting opinion. But Trench, you ban people from your site all the time. True but those people are 3 McNuggets short of a Happy Meal and don’t offer anything to the conversation let alone society. So why don’t you stop operating in the shadows like the mutants you are? Come out into the light. You just may like it.

Request from a mutant

Published on September 23, 2005 by Trench Reynolds in Columbine and The Watchlist. 18 Comments Tags: , , , .

I got an e-mail today from the webmaster whose site I got the quotes from for both Birthdays in Hell entries which can be found here and here. Here is the e-mail in most of its entirety…

Hello Trench,

My name is Chris and i’m the owner of (URL of mutant website).
I received a note that you posted some text of my homepage:

http://trenchreynolds.me/category/the-watchlist/

You didn’t ask for my permission to post whats on my website.
I am copyrighted so therefore you must delete what youve taken from my website.

Please put this stuff you copy off

Thank you

Chris

First off I wonder which mutant sent him a note. Like I need to ask. WMD.

Anyway, as to your request, um….
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Anatomy of a Mutant

Published on September 13, 2005 by Trench Reynolds in The Watchlist. 36 Comments Tags: .

I received an e-mail today from one of my usual mutants. For those of you new to the party there are two breeds of mutant. Today we’re going to deal with the most predominant form of mutant, the school shooter-worshipping mutant. This particular mutant by the name of Edgar has a problem with the way I run things around here. He’s been previously banned for…well…being a mutant so he sent me the following e-mail…

This is from: Ed

I just want to let you know, trench, that I’m deeply offended by some of the things you and your supporters say about the shooters. They were the only inspiration in my life and just because I am a ‘mutant’ as you childishly call us doesn’t mean I’m inhuman or less deserving of respect than any of you.

Ok Edgar I want you to argue your point of view with me. For a limited time I have rescinded your banishment to the cornfield in order to participate in this thread and this thread alone. Post in any other thread and your ban will be reinstated. I also want my regular commenters to participate as well except there will be no name calling. No patronizing. We’re all going to discuss this like adults.

My first questions to you Edgar are…

Are you still in school?
If so what grade?
Why are two mass murderers your only inspiration in life?

Birthday in Hell II

Published on September 11, 2005 by Trench Reynolds in Columbine and The Watchlist. 19 Comments Tags: , , .

September 11th is not a good day in American history. Not only was it the day of the deadliest attack on American soil but 24 years ago today one of the Columbine gunmen Dylan Klebold was vomited forth from his mother’s womb. And like I presented to you last Friday the mutant worshippers of this cowardly scumbag had birthday wishes for him..

Saxdomine:

Hey Dylan!
Congrats on NBK man! I know it didnt go the way you wanted it but it was closeSo 24? Big man! To bad your dead! Youd be one hott mofo!! Hell! you were when you were alive!! Anyway I wanted to wish you a happy b-day, and tell you that Ill be celebrating by turning 16! Haha your only 8 years older than me… nadda lot! haha

Happy BDay Sexy!

Because as we all know mass murderers are sexy. :roll: Are today’s kids really this stupid? I hope this mutant is just an annoying minority.

O.:

Man, i wish we could have met before you did your mission with Reb, then we could fuck the world up together. I swear, on day, it will be fucking HELL ON EARTH! 24 years old, hum, you might don’t even give a fuck now, and i hope for you that you are not burning in hell… No… i guess you are nowhere, exept in some memories. Be patient

Mission? No. It was nothing more than a killing spree. Missions are for soldiers not cowards. At least this mutant realizes that his hero is burning in hell.

Misty:

~Dylan~
Your a very special person to many. I hope somehow you know this wherever you may be. I can’t even begin to express, how much you’ve helped me in my life. You will forever be cherished.
Happy Birthday VoDkA!!<3
-Misty-

If a mass murdering scumbag helped your life then it must be really fucked up. You might want to get some real help instead.

Emerald:

Dylan,

I’m glad you’ve finally found your ‘wam place’. You’ve done so much for me, and for many others as well. I hope your family, and you as well, have a day filled with good memories and the kindest smiles for you. You’ll be in our thoughts- know that many people care about you.

Happy, Happy Birthday, Dylan.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

-Emerald

He might not have found a “wam place” but we all know where his “warm place” is. Could it be….HELL!!!

Tish:

Dear Dylan,

I want to wish you a happy 24th birthday today. You were a very special person to all of your family and friends, and I know that they are all keeping you in their hearts today. All of us are also keeping you in our hearts, and we wish you the best birthday ever.

Tish,
Webmaster of (some mutant website)

Ok, I added that last part because I’m not about to give free advertisements for mutants. Klebold was not a special person. He was just a cowardly killing psychopath. What about the family and friends of the true 13 victims? I bet they’re not celebrating this cowardly scumbag’s birthday.

And like I said before if these were all just teenage kids it might be dismissed as just a phase. But some of these people are adults. Are your lives so unfulfilled that you have to live your lives through mass murderers? Do you still hold on to high school even though it’s years behind you? You should have dropped the “woe is me” attitude the day they handed you the diploma. Or the day you dropped out.

And parents, any one of these could be your kids. Do you want to be the next parent that’s being reviled in the media? No? Then do something about it.

Do they have birthdays in hell?

Published on September 9, 2005 by Trench Reynolds in Columbine and The Watchlist. 9 Comments Tags: , , , .

Wow. It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these. I’ve been really slacking off in my fascist duties. Anyway, while I was lurking in the valley of the shadow of the mutants I came across a German website dedicated to the two cowardly scumbags Columbine killers Harris and Klebold. The site is mainly in German (duh) and I’m sorry I’m not as continental as you but I don’t speak German. However there is some English on the site and it’s in a section where mutants have bid birthday wishes to Harris and Klebold. Here are just some of the selections…

Hey Eric,
Happy Birthday! I cant wait until we meet in death. I’m sure your kickin it with Dylan and maybe Jeff right now. Your my hero, you and Dylan had the balls to what I can probally never do. Yes I could kill someone, but to pull a mass murder and then have the curage to let your lives go. I bow down to you for that. Not for leting yourself go, but doing what maybe everyone wants to do at some piont. Sometimes I swear I can feel you near me. But then again it could be my imangination that I want to know and be with you so badly. I think everyone here does. Dylan was right you guys are fucking god like.

RIP Eric. I will always be by your side, and I love you.

~Sara “RebVodKa420FOREVER”

***

Wazzup, D? Mmm.. I have no idea how to go about this. I’ve never written to a dead person before -especially not one as controversial as you. But I suppose I could just write what I feel.. So, as you predicted, you and Eric did have followers, and I suppose I fit into that category. I’m still trying my best to just accept it, but it’s not that easy. But you know what I’ve been thinking? I want to be you. I want that so much sometimes. I wish I had the courage to just act out my emotions. Some would argue that the difference between you and me is that I’m not stupid enough to act it out, and they’re probably right. But still.. The rush you must have felt is something I crave. I want it. I need it. But I can never have it. It would be such a bad idea. But oh, how I wish it was me in the library next to Eric resting quietly on his knee. If only you could have seen the chaos. What a birthday present, huh?

***

Happy 23rd Birthday Dylan! Though We Never Met, I Still Care About You. You Will Be Remembered And Will Be In My Prayers 4-Ever. I Don’t See You As The Mean Person The Media Has Made You Out To Be- You’re Simply The Sweet, Shy, Nice Guy That I See. On Your Behalf I Will Blow Out A Candle 4 You On This Very Special Day- I Wish You The Best And May You Rest In Peace.

Lots Of Love,
Cindy

I’d like to say parents these could be your kids but truth be told some of these people are actually adults and that truly is scary.

No Whammies

Published on August 15, 2005 by Trench Reynolds in The Myth and The Watchlist. 41 Comments Tags: , , , .

It’s time for everyone’s favorite game show…“GUESS THE CELEBRITY MUTANT”!!!

Can you guess which celebrity said this about Columbine in 2000 revealing themselves for the mutant that he or she is?

“Columbine is so touchy. As much sympathy as we give the Columbine shootings, nobody ever looked at it from the point of view of the kids who were bullied – I mean, they took their own life! And it was because they were pushed so far to the edge that they were so mad. I’ve been that mad!”

I’ll give you a hint. This celebrity has not seen one red cent of any of my money and it’s not Dave Matthews or Michael Moore.

The correct answer will be posted once it is correctly guessed.
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The Mutants Are Rankled

Published on February 3, 2005 by Trench Reynolds in The Watchlist. 0 Comments Tags: , .

And there’s nothing worse than a rankled mutant. Anyway, I found this posted at a pro-mutant message board. And by mutant I mean people who either worship or sympathize with the Columbine killers Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, or who feel they were justified in killing 13 people. Yes, there are actually people like this out there.

This guy’s hobby is to look for websites that don’t conform to The Lords of Denial. He claims to have downloaded a large number of them onto CD’s and turned them over to “law enforcement authorities.” Wow. My hero. He’s going to save civilization from the retaliation of its whipping boys. And like all of the other self appointed saviors of society, he claims to have been bullied too. Of course, he got over it like a good, little conformist and became a productive citizen, free from latent anger. Perhaps if all the other victims of community sanctioned sadism would just realize what their true place in the natural order of things was, we wouldn’t have any arguments.

Heil Hoffschneider!!

That’s called forgetting history. Historians are always warning us not to do that.

So let me get this straight. Rather than moving on from what happened to me in school I should just ball it up inside and carry it with me until my dying days? No thanks. If you do that then the assclowns who bullied you are still bullying you. Why would you want to let them win? The old saying goes “Living well is the best revenge”. If you’re going to carry around that hate with you for the rest of your life then you’re not living well. That makes me feel sorry for you.

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