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When Dio Meets Mindcrime

Published on December 16, 2005 by Trench Reynolds in Dio Rules the World and Music. 2 Comments Tags: , , .

Ronnie James Dio is Dr. X!:\

I honestly can’t believe this. The metal gods are surely smiling on me today. The greatest songwriter and frontman of all time, Ronnie James Dio, will be appearing vocally on the sequel to the greatest album of all time, Queensryche’s Operation: Mindcrime, as the villain Dr. X. The announcement itself from Queensryche.com…

History is about ready to repeat itself, and in a big way. Today queensryche.com is happy to announce who the mysterious Dr. X is! It’s none other than legendary rock/metal vocalist Ronnie James Dio! These above photos, taken just yesterday, came at the conclusion of Ronnie’s vocals and thus puts the wraps on the recording of Mindcrime II.

But will the sequel live up to the original? That remains to be seen. My fear is that this will be a thinly veiled political attack. While the original did have liberal leanings it focused more on the story than the politics. If Mindcrime II focuses more on the politics then I don’t think even the metal god himself could help this album.


All hail his name.

New Sabbath Material

Published on October 23, 2005 by Trench Reynolds in Dio Rules the World. 0 Comments Tags: , , .

Lo did the heavens open and send a messenger issuing a proclamation marking the second coming of the metal gods’ chosen ones. On this day it was announced that the reunion of Tony Iommi and Ronnie James Dio.


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Dio’s Next Album

Published on June 28, 2005 by Trench Reynolds in Dio Rules the World. 0 Comments Tags: .

The god of all things metal Ronnie James Dio has issued a proclamation stating that he will record his next album next year.

I am sure it will be a flawless masterpiece.

All hail his name.

Dio to star in movie

Published on May 4, 2005 by Trench Reynolds in Dio Rules the World. 0 Comments Tags: , .

Dio For Tenacious D’s Movie:

The one true metral god Ronnie James Dio will make his acting debut in Tenacious D’s new movie. While I am not a fan of Jack Black I like Tenacious D. This movie shall rock and it shall be good. He’ll probably win an Oscar.

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Interview with a Metal god

Published on March 10, 2005 by Trench Reynolds in Dio Rules the World. 0 Comments Tags: .

This is a great interview with the god of all things metal, Ronnie James Dio. He talks about the possibility of Magica II and the next Hear ‘N Aid. Be careful though. Some of the other things on the site are not safe for work (NSFW). So if you’re in the comfort of your own home then go there now heathen dogs.

All hail his name

Jenna Shows The Sign

Published on January 20, 2005 by Trench Reynolds in Dio Rules the World. 0 Comments Tags: , .

Thanks to FARK for bringing this to the disciples’ attention. Yet another member of the Bush family has pledged their allegiance to the metal god that is Dio. The very hittable (not in the violent sense) Jenna Bush is pictured here showing The Sign. Dominance is at hand. Swear your allegiance now. Don’t be The Last In Line.

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Vince Neil’s Wedding Cursed

Published on January 11, 2005 by Trench Reynolds in Dio Rules the World. 0 Comments Tags: , .

As seen in the above picture Vince Neil’s new wife, who may or may not be a transvestite, pays tribute to the metal god and ruler of the free world that is Dio by showing the sign while swapping spit with her new husband. However as also seen in the above picture while Vince Neil also tries to pay tribute his hand is immediately struck with paralysis rendering him unable to show the sign. Dio has truly shown Vince Neil’s unworthiness on this day.

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Further Proof

Published on January 8, 2005 by Trench Reynolds in Dio Rules the World. 0 Comments Tags: , , .

As we all know Ronnie James Dio rules the world. As previously discovered some of his followers include President Bush, former President Clinton, and Miss America. Now thanks to Dio disciples Dane Bramage and Conspiracy Dude not only do we have President Bush re-affirming his allegiance to the metal god we also have first lady Laura Bush giving the sign as well.

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Discovery Follow Up

Published on September 19, 2004 by Trench Reynolds in Dio Rules the World. 0 Comments Tags: , .

In a follow-up to our discovery that Ronnie James Dio runs the world, Agent Stig Mata brings us the news that Miss America 2004 has also joined the Illumanati.

Long Live Rock and Roll.

Discovery

Published on September 14, 2004 by Trench Reynolds in Dio Rules the World. 0 Comments Tags: , , , .

Ok tonight I have discovered something so big that it will shake the very foundation of everything you hold dear.

Our “friends” at The Forbidden Knowledge have the usual numerological proof that the World Trade Center attack was planned by the Illuminati, However they have “proof” that President Bush and former President Clinton are Freemasons involved in said plot because they both give the “horned devil” salute…

I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that Bush was governor of Texas and that is also the salute of the University of Texas Longhorns (hook ‘em horns), or that the salute that Clinton is giving is sign language for “I love you”.

Because of this I have discovered the identity of the man who rules the Freemasons, The Illuminati, and The New World Order. When his identity is revealed it will shake you to your very soul and you life will never be the same. If you think you’re ready for this knowledge then click if you dare…

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