Hearing begins for man accused of soliciting teen:
This is too funny. I’ll highlight all the funny parts…
A Battle Creek man, charged with using the Internet to solicit a young girl for sex, asked her underwear size after learning she was 14, a police officer testified Monday.
What Brian Woodman, 32, didn’t know was that the 14-year-old girl didn’t exist and he was actually corresponding with Seth Graves, an officer with the Emmett Township Department of Public Safety.
Woodman was arrested Feb. 22 and later arraigned on eight charges, including using the computer to attempt to solicit minors for immoral purposes. He was ordered to stand trial Monday in circuit court on all eight counts after a preliminary examination before Calhoun County District Court Judge John Holmes.
Graves, the only witness, said Woodman made several proposals for sex after Graves begin posing as a young girl on Feb. 15 using the computer name of “amandakiss.”
Graves said Woodman also sent a picture of a penis and wrote he was well endowed.
Graves said Woodman was soon exchanging messages with “amandakiss” and, after learning that she was 14, asked her panty and bra sizes.
Later, after sending the picture of a penis, Graves said Woodman asked “amandakiss” in a computer message, “what would I do if I saw it in person.”
Graves insisted that Woodman first suggested that he and “amandakiss” meet, initially asking to come to her house and then agreeing to have sex in his car.
When Woodman arrived at Kimball Pines Park about 5:40 p.m. Feb. 22, Graves told Assistant Prosecutor Sarah Soules, several police officers were waiting.
Graves said he introduced himself as Amanda as he arrested Woodman.
Too funny. 
And as usual thanks to Mr. A we have Brian Woodman’s MySpace profile. And his profile is kind of humorous. Under his interests for books he reads he listed Low Rider, People, Stuff, Maxim, and “adult magazines”. Under Heroes he listed The Hulk, Spiderman, and He-Man. And for movies he listed Dumb and Dumber, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, American Pie, The Girl Next Door, and “adult movies”. So since he’s 32 it’s obvious we’re dealing with a real mental midget here.
Welcome to the Rogues Gallery Woody. Tell “Amanda” we said hi.
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